sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

Thumb Sitting

The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.

Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."

by UmmWhatchaSay March 3, 2018

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

shirting

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.

guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"

by warezscene March 27, 2009

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

by Saluriel July 19, 2014