Scientology

The cause of Battlefield Earth.

What's your religion?
Scientology.

by username already taken June 5, 2015

scientific living

Living by applying the scientific method to make the most important decisions, all along doing all one can to never make a decision based solely on an emotion.

Individuals who live scientifically make the most important decisions only after taking the scientific method's six steps: 1) asking a question, 2) doing background research, 3) constructing a hypothesis, 4) testing the hypothesis by doing an experiment, 5) analyzing the data and drawing a conclusion, and 6) writing down the results.

Scientific living also entails doing a great deal of observation, writing down as much as possible what one perceives, along with prioritizing, planning, and calculating likely outcomes.

The opposite of scientific living is living 'spur of the moment.'

by but for January 8, 2018

Scienter

A word what Flat-Earthers use to make the current scientific community sound like dumbasses and Flat Earthers to sound like that have Ph.D.'s. In addition, it means to intentionally falsify information or makeup shit, to make Flat Earthers sound stupid.

The "scientists" are actually scienters, which proves the Earth is flat.

by GDAsphalt May 19, 2018

science

if i blow hooo cold air come out if i blow haaa hot air come out, science.

how science work. boy: haaa on hand to warm
girl: hooo on hand to cool up because shes a cold blooded bitch

by thelowkeyfox1 July 7, 2018

transpositionary sciences

The science of transpositional proof that everything Ross Pinney says is true.

Ross - "McDonut is a douche."
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."

In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks

by The Daring Definer June 5, 2011

Rocket scientist

A person who decides to make a simple and easy to fix problem, into a way more complex, intricate and difficult way. Usually done by people who want to seem smart but are really just being a dumbass

i'm just tryna make a Pb& j and you being a rocket scientist about it saying " spread sides evenly and hold together for 2-7 seconds , then cut evenly into triangul-" just shut up.

by S.bartholomew September 18, 2016

Audio Science

The stupidest celebrity name ever

i don't like my kid so i named him Audio Science

by Bill Cosby 6969696 May 28, 2019