Scienter 

A word what Flat-Earthers use to make the current scientific community sound like dumbasses and Flat Earthers to sound like that have Ph.D.'s. In addition, it means to intentionally falsify information or makeup shit, to make Flat Earthers sound stupid.

The "scientists" are actually scienters, which proves the Earth is flat.

Scienter by GDAsphalt May 19, 2018

Scientesticles 

Testicles that are donated to science for examination.

Ya my cousin's scientesticles are gonna be put to good use.

Scientesticles by Kyle p33 October 5, 2017

sciencer 

It's like a scientist, only we don't get the wicked lab coats.

Joe: Whoa, that dude's insane. He could seriously hurt himself with that stuff
Moe: Nah, he's just a sciencer. The curiosity in a mind like that is overwhelming. They have to go to any extent for their passion.

sciencer by bludragn0 February 16, 2008

scientry 

The word someone uses in place of science, because it is to early in the morning to speak correctly

"Come on, that is not rocket scientry here"

"Yea, he isn't very good at his scientry class"

scientry by Camste85 May 18, 2009

scientard 

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consumimg themselves in their research.

'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'

scientard by mussels83 December 25, 2007

scientard 

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.

That stupid scientard tried to convert me.

scientard by Tinrobot January 30, 2008

scientorrentology

The use of peer-to-peer software such as BitTorrent to distribute media files that have been subject to (self) censorship or intimidation in attempts to prevent traditional broadcast.

A portmanteau of "Scientology" and "Torrent", in reference to the former's penchant for using litigation and harassment in attempts to silence any critics in the mainstream media.

Joe: "I really wanted to watch that documentary about Scientology, but the network decided not to show it at the last minute, in case they got sued."
Bob: "Don't worry, I downloaded it thanks to the wonders of Scientorrentology!"

scientorrentology by ScienTorrentologists Anonymous December 27, 2008