procrastiductivity

When you procrastinate on the work you're supposed to be doing by doing something else productive.

The act of doing another thing that is not as urgent, but still important.

"I don't want to do my homework. I'll clean my room instead."
"That's some real procrastiductivity right there."

by disousa November 20, 2016

Procest

An individual who is very good at banging their sibling and/or cousin.

"Mama says that Uncle Jim-Bo is the procest of the family," Lil Sally said.

by tr33fiddy December 31, 2016

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

proctgnosis

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

by A well informed cat March 31, 2017

procrastination

something i do when its time to go to bed and i don't want to.

creating definitions on urban dictionary is a good method of procrastination .

by DrDoodlehead February 13, 2017

procrastawank

When you wank as a form of procrastination to speed up time or if you can't be fucked to work

I've had 3 procrastawanks today instead of revising

by chigtourvine May 21, 2017

procrastitube

(Verb) To waste time exclusively by watching random YouTube videos.

Nick and Dave: How was your weekend, Matt?
Matt: I procrastitubed it away.

by boyzzzzz September 16, 2017