Purple potato

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.

In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'

by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008

Mashed Potato Man

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

by Scnigey March 23, 2003

mexican potato chip

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

Boil some potatoes

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.

I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

potato face

Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it

Wow, shes such a potato face!

by Forshizzles March 27, 2007

potato chaser

A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.

'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'

by Adalius February 13, 2009