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poppywhopper

A person who aggressively misunderstands the nature of Remembrance Sunday and the role of the poppy in commemorating the dead.

Poppywhoppers shout "Where's your poppy?" at any non-poppy wearers, accessorise oversized poppies on their mobility scooters, white vans and fake Stone Island, and start frothing at the mouth at the mention of James McClean.
Poppywhoppers tend to be small-minded bigots who don't understand that the Second World War was fought against nazis, not for them, and that the freedoms won by defeating fascism include choosing to not wear a symbol that has now been skunked by bigots.
Some Poppywhopper has been flogging 'Reespekt Are Fallen' tshirts on ebay.

Just made it past a bunch of poppywhoppers outside Wetherspoons.

Wasn't sure if they were Free Tommy gammons or just your run of the mill poppy whoppers.
by Rusty Chuffhunter October 16, 2019
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poppyscotch

1) Something or someone that is completely ridiculous.

2) Has no real value.

3) Completely fabricated
“Did you hear about the Queens secret child in The Mail?”

“Oh that’s complete poppyscotch. Don’t believe everything you read.”
by SirPhilo September 7, 2020
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Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.
Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.
by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020
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Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.
Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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PoppyGalaxy8782

A Minecraft player. nothing much else to say, I mean she's kinda good at building
PoppyGalaxy8782 pls friend me i need friends
by apple_pieO2isSad September 4, 2021
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poopy safe

where you want to put things that suck
Give me my money back you bitch or I will lock you up in the poopy safe..... and don't forget to give me back my black tee-shirt
by diceyj February 3, 2004
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pappyslap

n. an admonishment or scolding from your father (or -- whoever's the boss man of your house) which is delivered in front of another family member(s), usually the boss woman of the house, to make it seem like you are being properly disciplined for bad behavior, but in reality the dressing down is for show, and you know the one scolding is on your side, has no issue with your actions, and is just pretending to be righteous to appease the other family member. To be distinguished from a pappyslam, which is a show of genuine anger and/or disgust. pappyslam
v. to scold a youth still under one's watch without seriousness in fact, but to satisfy the demands of another authoritative family member.
Tyrone say his pop dun pappyslapped his hiney durin' suppa for haulin' off on Zeke like dat - so's ta git his mama ta lay offa his butt boutit. Ole man tole Ty bee-fo den dat dat pussy sucka haddit cumin' fo reel, strate up.
by galcoolest March 9, 2005
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