Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing up

Trying to make somebody feel 9 feet tall and invincible, or at least thinking you've made them feel that way.

The guy knew that the teacher's spy/teacher's pet was trying to play up to him even though the teacher's pet was not his pet or darling, so really it wasnt a good job of playing up, but he/she still thought that he/she was playing up to him and that he was going for it or falling for it for some reason. He also knew the teacher's pet well, so he didnt have to measure anything, since people dont change. Just like the walls on a building can warp and the measurements of the wall can change some, but the building is the same overall building it always was since it was built, even if their are additions, renovations, or parts missing, the overall building is the same building until it collapses or gets demolished, people also can seem different, seem to change form, but really they're the same overall people they were as kids. If they were a poser as a kid, they're still posing as something different all the time, appearing to change. People who think that everything needs to be measured to know anything about it, or to know it well are missing the point.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he calls it playing bagpipes.

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!

by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020

Playing the Spoons

a slang for shorush. usually it is injected by a syringe but criminal-kingpin Maxdonald has a tendency of putting shorush up a victim's nostril

"Come on over and I'll show you how to play the spoons"

Playing the spoons is really stupid because this show is really dumb

by Yoylecakius December 22, 2020

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

by rslock February 13, 2021