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tux is a real pwnguin
pwnguin by pwnguin January 31, 2005

Penguinz0 

Hey, i saw this dude on youtube. His channel name is Penguinz0. He looks a lot like Jesus
Penguinz0 by NotGrowtopian September 28, 2021

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) 

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
The plural of penguin (mainly used in the Leicester area). Based on ditching the usual 's' suffix and replacing it with an 'i' instead.
J: Look at all those pengui over there
B:
Pengui by CheeseyAppleMan December 1, 2009
Peguin is an exotic FLUFFY fowl that is deficient in alcohol dehydrogenase-1 found indigenous to the island of Oahu.

These birds are known to be slow, but pride themselves in upper body strength. Legend has it they can do one pull-up. It is also a known fact they are much slower than Morulas. To avoid being trampled, they often wait an extra 10 minutes as an evolutionary survival habit to avoid being trampled.

The Peguin are a sociable species, often traveling in a group of six. They are known to make a lot of noise, but produce little in terms of results.

Colloquially, someone is a Peguin if they can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
Person 1: Dude, you spelled penguin wrong.
Person 2: No, it's a freaking bird that's indigenous to Hawaii.

Person 1: We'll burn you at the race tomorrow, Person 2
Person 2: Bring it on Peguin.

Person 1: yo, yo yo, let's do Jagerbombs.
Person 2: Let's do it, first one is on me.
Person 1: uh... hahaha, I was joking.
Person 2: Fucking Peguin.
Peguin by Cawaiian March 13, 2011

two penguins in a suit 

Often confused with two chickens in some pants, it is in fact two penguins- Topsy and Bertram- in a suit, also known as (aka) the mod Avid Spark
Gamer 1: What's up with that mod?
Gamer 2: He's two penguins in a suit.
Gamer 1: Oh, that explains it.