Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

by Mina Minogue January 07, 2006

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang November 09, 2008

wet poop

poop that isnt solid. wet poop normally occurs after a long night of drinking

Man...after all that beer last night...i had wet poop this morning

by BohMan February 11, 2008

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist August 26, 2008

poop soup

A combination of dog and cat loaves picked up in the yard and cooked over a campfire. The bowl weevils and roundworms really make this a tasty treat.

"I put the poop soup back in fido's butt, where it came from."

by Running out of patience April 02, 2007

poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

by Meatsplash June 22, 2015

barometer poop

When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.

Man, I just had a barometer poop -- The weather must be getting shitty.

by nonfish September 29, 2014