Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011

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Steamy Pony

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

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Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 22, 2012

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LAN Pony

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.

"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"

"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."

by commandersheppard April 9, 2013

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