Plums

A comedy word for the testicles. Poularised on the BBC tv program Top Gear, mainly by presenter Jeremy Clarkson.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.

Person 1: "You should've seen Dave the other night...kept groping up this bird in the club. Anyway, she got so fed up, she kicked him in the plums."
Vicar: WTF???

by D7 September 7, 2012

plumber

when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you

R: Dude are you a plumber?

C: No way man why?

R: Because you are really draining me...

by ladyr November 8, 2009

o'plumbkin

receiving a plumbkin, however, right before climax you pull out, perform a modified donkey punch to the girl, blow it in her hair, write your number on a piece of paper, and stick it to her hair.

The fugly girl came onto me in the bathroom so I pulled the o'plumbkin... maybe she'll call me.

by Anonymous Dizzle August 24, 2006

plumkins

when a girl gives a guy head while he takes a shit

Jill gave Jonny plumkins as he took a big crap.

by aprilg May 11, 2007

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

Plummer's crack

Akin to a plumber's crack, but hairier, fatter, sweatier and in general, more disgusting.

"His plummer's crack made many people vomit."

by Smellybottom March 21, 2010

plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 11, 2019