masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 5, 2010

master basser

one who is the master of the bass

"who is that master basser in your living room? "

by devon aviles September 25, 2005

master harasser

A master harasser is usually a faggot douche bag who has nothing better to do but annoy friends or foes because s/he is a failure who needs to compensate for his retarded mind set.

My friend hunter p is a master harasser

by Master condom April 21, 2017

fanny master

A rare but powerful female form. Women whom actively seek out to destroy men's confidence through their sexual prowess. A fanny master is the only type of female who could possible damage the ego of a cockmaster. Women who can reverse the sexual tables on men and should be avoided at all costs by innocent males.

"I thought i met a nice girl last night we went back and she basically raped me and then kicked me out. She 'used' me for sex - oh how dirty i feel"

by Dunc March 2, 2005

Pout Master

Somebody who is always pouting about anything

Pout Master Mike. Pout pout pout.

by Dr. V.E. Randolph September 30, 2006

Poontang master

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

by Mistuh February 18, 2008