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Rocky Mountain Back Draft 

When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.
I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle 

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

Mr mountain 

The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog
Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash
Mr mountain by God at guitar 84 February 6, 2023

man from the mountain 

someone who searches for the truth at all times. Usually your father.
"I know you didn't just get home. Don't try to fool the man from the mountain"

Man on the mountain 

n. - used to describe someone whose body of knowledge extends way beyond expert status. This is guy who the gurus climb the mountain to go ask a question.
Dude, my iPhone kept crapping out on me and it took 3 geniuses scratching their heads before we went to go see the man on the mountain. Problem solved.

Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.
According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!