A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!
by J4or August 7, 2015