J4or's definitions
A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
by J4or September 10, 2015
Get the Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetlemug.