never mind

1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.

Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."

1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.

2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.

3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.

4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Never mind

You should have listened the first time

"Anyway, we should fuck sometime."

"What?"
"Never mind!"

by FoodIsTheOlnyNiceThingAboutYou August 20, 2014

alabama state of mind

Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.

The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!

by Terio Marin May 16, 2016

Never mind the buzzcocks

A Brilliant music comedy quiz, financed/produced by British Indie/Rock DJ Marc Lemar, featuring the rather comical intros round and indentity parade style celebrity line up were the two teams have too guess who is the real celebrity (C list celebs or lower)

Never Mind- the first part of the name of a Sex Pistols album
The Buzzcocks- A much better punk band than the Sex Pistols

"that never mind the buzzcocks is such a good show"
"yeah, that bill baily"

by Tom Clarke April 8, 2006

murder on my mind

it means AK 47 shot the b***h until i said her in her head or eye

its not the real definition but you know what i mean

YNW Melly: I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind

AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

Me: naw bruh its dis
everyday i wake up i got murder on my mind AK47 shot the b***h until she die i swear i just might just shot her in her head or eyes

YNW Melly: deadass i do like that remix

by Spectral x Capo March 26, 2019

Oral Mind Sex

Often referred to as "brain licking," made popular by Bring The Pain, by Mindless Self Indulgence, where they said "I'm gonna lick out your brain." The act of oral mind sex is similar to the act of regular oral sex, involving using the mouth to sexually stimulate a partners mind. This form of oral sex is more multi-partner friendly, however the one receiving oral mind sex should mentally create a mind condom to help prevent the spread of MTD (Mentally Transmitted Diseases).

Oh my gosh, I can't believe Johnny gave Devi oral mind sex!!@ That is so wrong...

by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Vanishing Mind

Alzheimer's disease (AD), one form of dementia. A progressive, degenerative brain disease. It affects memory, thinking, and behavior.

— "Honey... why is your grandma acting as if it were the first time we meet?"
Oh sweety!... I forgot to tell you, she has a vanishing mind."

by rperazag June 26, 2010