mailbox

A male who just stands there, looks at females and does annoying male-like things, such as make immature/inconsiderate comments; not a scrub, although the 2 terms are quite simular.

Stacy: Joe keeps staring at Jen. He's such mailbox!

by Amrita R. November 5, 2008

mailbox

Mailbox (n.) - The anus. Often reffered to in a sexual sense.

See chocolate starfish

I banged her in the mailbox and it smelled.

I whitewashed her mailbox.

by rmw998 May 19, 2004

Mailboxed

The act of a female kicking another female in the vagina. The more intense mailbox generally occurs when the recipient is laying on the ground with her legs being held open by the assailant.

This girl really pissed me off so I mailboxed her

by the lord of vagina pain January 22, 2009

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

Mailbox head

A reference towards jocks and their overly boxy head.

Wow that dude has no neck and a serious mailbox head.

by DMAK December 27, 2007

Swedish Mailbox

A sexual position when you are both somewhere public and you can't take your clothes off, so the girl slides her pants and panties down slightly, enough to fit your cock and balls into and slide inside her.

We were making out in the laundry room and I un zipped her pants and gave her the swedish mailbox

by ciruelamante January 19, 2010

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006