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Brick Layer 

A person who takes a monstrous dump in a public bathroom and doesn't flush. Usually there is a posse of poopers like this (a Brick Layer's union) who will build an unflushable wall of turds. This is mainly done to offend people and piss them and the janitor off.
I was going to take a shit at the Dollar General crapper, but a bunch of brick layers had been there and clogged the toilet up. I admired their pile and wished I could lay such a brick but sadly, I haven't had a solid turd in years.
Brick Layer by Jim E. Junk May 3, 2006
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a simply amazing person with depth and class , i joyful person to be around one that you could never get sick of funny and smart with the biggest heart in the world
layn is someone everyone should know and respect
layn by mariah1234567890 February 3, 2010
Layla is the type of girl who’s really out there. She is absolutely gorgeous and all the guys want a chance with her. She can be a hoe but she’s really not. She’s super thic and she has all the guys falling for her wherever she goes, she knows it too. She’s really flirty and such a cutie. she’s the type of girl you can trust with everything. She’s the person you go to when you need guy advice because trust me she’s most likely been there. She is the person that your most likely gonna find yourself getting in trouble with. You’ll have so many good times but trust me with Layla’s addittude there’s gonna be some fighting. She’s a bitch to who she wants to be a bitch to so stay on her good side. And when she’s pissed she’s gonna turn everyone against you. So watch out!
Layla gets all the guys, no fair!
Layla by Hottiemcthotty January 11, 2019

laying tile 

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.
Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.
laying tile by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Lolzone layer 

Lolzone layer is used to describe the aftermath of an unfunny joke. It is meant to symbolize the actual ozone layer.
Man 1: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Man 2: That's not funny. Stop making a hole in the lolzone layer with all of these lame jokes.
Lolzone layer by lolzone layer July 20, 2008

Pussy Layaway 

When a man buys an expensive item for a woman but doesn't give it to her until she has sex with him for an agreed-to period of time; the item is said to be on "pussy layaway".
Sugardaddy said he's gonna buy his Trick a Gucci purse but it's on pussy layaway. He's gonna keep the purse in his house and she will get to take it home after she sucks his dick at least twice a week for a month.
Pussy Layaway by Big C$ April 12, 2010