bin job

When you go around in a group kicking peoples rubbish bins over to cause them distress.

Usually around my area this is done on a Wednesday night when people leave their bins out for the bin men on Thursday morning. You can do it when the bins are empty too, but is more fun if they're full.

Bin jobbin works best in long roads and streets, when there is at least 10 bins lined up outside and you can run past kicking them all over while shouting obsurd insults.
Gaz - "Hey Andy, it's Wednesday lets go fukkin' bin jobbin', lad!"

Andy - "Yes Gaz, that's a good idea. The feeling I get when kicking a bin over makes my veins feel so alive."
by Gazzaluk July 07, 2006
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bruce job

the act of rubbing ones penis up and down the collar bone of their partner whilst tonging their ear until ejaculation
'hey andy, that bruce job you gave me last night was ... just awful'
by sling arm January 23, 2009
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Whack-job

a crazy person, especially one whose is in some way dangerous
I can't understand why they would let those whack-jobs have a say in things.
by The Retrun of Light Joker April 24, 2011
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RIM job

A shitty job at the Canadian Blackberry maker, Research in Motion (NASDAQ: RIM)
RIM just cut 2,000 jobs; pretty soon there won't be any RIM jobs left.
by CarMono July 25, 2011
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Steve Jobs

Douchebag...no way around it, and he knows it.

Founded Apple by robbing another man who did all the work for him (Wozniak). The only reason he is so popular is because of his ultimate salesman persona, that allowed him to captivate and trick 3% of the general PC using public.

What people fail to realize is that the reason 98% of people use PC's is because most people like the idea of generosity, economic flexibility and freedom. Apple is none of these things, and the single BIGGEST Big-Brother company of all time.

Wozniak is the true genius behind Apple, a good man and a humanitarian, and Jobs robbed him. Wozniak himself was so disgusted with Jobs business policies that he gave his millions to a laid-off Apple employee and quit. He has yet to return, and I know he never will.

Bill Gates gives billions to charity. Linus made his platform free. Steve Jobs acts like he's high and fucking mighty because of his supposed 1$ salary. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE.

TL:DR- Jobs is the ultimate self-inguldent douchebag of all time, and it is his policies and his policies alone that make Apple what it is. If you like overpriced technology that does less, bullshit customer service that robs you of buckets of money unfairly and want to be a part of the most elitist cult of all time, you have Steve Jobs to thank.
I don't need an example of Steve Jobs, enough has already been said.
by AboveTheIgnorance May 05, 2011
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Foot job

to place one's cock between a ladies stockinged feet and stroking it to orgasam.
I grabbed her nylon covered feet and fucked them til i shot a hot load all over them, staing her nylons along with her pride
by frankie July 18, 2003
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suave job

When a female or male depending on sexual orientation, performs oral sex on a male whilst he shampoo's her hair in the shower.
"Dude Hanna gave me the most amazing suave job the other day!"
by Cory Walter February 17, 2008
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