jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans

Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not

by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Jaspery

Adjective- a boy that is very sensitive to the moods of others around him or a boy that suffers frequent mood swings in which he is compared to the fictional character Jasper Hale.

My ex-boyfriend was so jaspery, I had to break up with him.

by Wordy Spencer May 9, 2009

jampro

a bowel movement performed by Satan.

I haven’t seen anything so hideous since the jampro of ‘66. You can’t spell pro without jampro….

by bread infection December 1, 2009

jammerfy

To render a manageable situation unmanagable by acting in a senseless, illogical, arbitrary, or absurd manner bordering on the insane

After Katrina, New Orleans would have been just fine if the Federal Government didn't jammerfy everything.

That last exam I took was completely jammerfied. The professor did not write the questions in complete sentences.

by jammedup May 31, 2010

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

Jasper Arkansas

Pot capital of the universe.

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas

by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011

Jumperexia

A condition brought on by severe levels of alcohol that causes ones limps to jerk without knowledge. A person with Jumperexia is known to 'jump' or stumble at random times, in random directions, often causing damage to furniture or people around them.

Often described as like a 'bull in a china shop' or 'possessed'.

"Dude, he's got Jumperexia!"

by Jumperexia July 27, 2012