jailfave

homosexual male lover, during sex usually the one receiving the beef injection

Uh, frankie is luke's new jailfave, i saw them having buttsex in the janitors closet.

by cpsully45 January 5, 2008

Jailify

to order someone to go to prison

Jailify this man before he harms more inocent lives!!

by poppgozdawezel June 4, 2009

jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 20, 2010

jailkate

a sexually arousing underaged female with the name Kate, Katie, or Kathrine

Kate: hey boys
Guy 1: that Kate girl is hot!!
Guy 2: Man we call her Jailkate..

by thexsneeky April 8, 2011

Jailhouse Wine

a wine made in prison using old grapes

Prisoner 1: i wanna get drunk

Prisoner 2: we have grapes let's make jailhouse wine

by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011

Jailfriend

This can be used for either a male or female when their significant other is currently incarcerated. When they go on a "date" they will get the customary visit with the inmate. People that consider a jailfriends a real relationship are usually either major losers or fucked in the head so bad that somebody in the outside world wants to be with them.

Bob: Is your wifes friend Tina single?
Scott: Yes and no. She has a Jailfriend she goes to visit every once in a while.

That chick can't find a normal guy to put up with her bullshit so she went and got a Jailfriend.

by Therealdeal1984 May 3, 2012

Jailurbator

Pronunciation- JAY-LUR-BAE-TER Noun: Any guy who gets off from dating or hitting on under age girls. This more applies to men over 20 but can be less creeper-like if the girl is 17 or 18.

1) OMG. Did you see that creeper that Jessica was talking to at the concert? He is soooo a Jailurbator. 2) Um hey, just to be on the safe side you are over 18, right? I don't want to come off as a Jailurbator.

by Magneto Burrito Subprime August 1, 2013