itchy cobber

Having an itchy asshole

Fuck I’ve got an itchy COBBER

by Dixxy January 23, 2021

10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

Has anyone

Has anyone seen my dad 10 inch blue grinned costed pumper

by 10 inch blue grinned costed pu June 8, 2018

Inchresting

A fusion of inch (since inches are often used to measure dicks, referring to it being big) and interesting. Often used by spam accounts to describe the view of a dick print, bulge, boner, etc that they find sexually interesting.

*picture showing someone's bulge that appears large in their preference*
Spam account : inchresting....

by Snouf March 25, 2019

itchy beard

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.

blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood

by youth May 24, 2004

Twenty Four inches

two feet - what you have on the ends of your legs that you stand on

1) "could you do something for me?"
2) "you have twenty four inches! get off your ass and do it yourself!"

by Monstre December 14, 2008

8-inching

A term for having rather gruesome and unappealing forms of sexual intercourse.

I was 8-inching your mom last night!

by breadroll January 10, 2011

K'inch

a form of measurement or measurement technique that is more accurate than any national standard. Usually used to justify some type of measurement. not to be confused by a voodoo cal.

I can't calibrate this balance because i only brought a jeff's worth of mass, I'll have to use my body weight as measured to the k'inch. I'm going to have to k'inch this measurement to get it to pass.

by Ral_phie June 11, 2010