I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

i should call her/him 

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

i should call her/him by lolpp37 June 13, 2020

i have a bomb 

Something to say at school.
Saying that “I have a bomb” is a real confidence booster i would try it in crowded areas.

Kid: I HAVE A BOMB
Girl: Omg run!
Kid 2: Nice, what kind of bomb, we talkin C4 or a Bomb-vest

i have a bomb by SchoolBomber11 October 27, 2020

i need healing

Something Genji mains constantly spam regardless of their actual health. Even if they are 199 out of 200 health and next to a health pack they will spam this voice line until a healer comes over.

Genji: I need healing
Mercy in voice chat: I have a Roadhog at 100 health I will heal you in a second. Plus there is a health pack right next to you.

Genji: I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING I NEED HEALING

i need healing by TheOneAndOnlyRedFox March 25, 2017

I Hardly Know Her

A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.

It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.

The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.

"Binder? I hardly know her!"

"Sewer? I hardly know her!"

Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!

I Hardly Know Her by Bugsy McGee March 11, 2011

I love you 3000 

Truly the most heartfelt line in a scene ever.

****SPOILERS****

Tony's daughter claims she loves him 3000. It's an emotional line used in Endgame, Tony Stark says it back when he dies and creates a hologram of himself.

I love you 3000, Marvel.

I love you 3000 by twinkletoes109 April 30, 2019

I'm yun 

The 2017 replacement of "I'm hip/I'm sharp." Mainly means agreement but can mean anything you want.

"These shoe stores have nothing up to standards."
"I'm yun."

I'm yun by Garyy Rodgerss April 12, 2017