Hosehound

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.

Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....

by Los cochinos July 5, 2016

garden hose

when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.

he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther

by bigbadmet July 3, 2007

hosebanger

a person who bangs hoses

DAMN HES SUCH A HOSEBANGER!!

by GayHorsee April 5, 2009

noway hosay

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.

Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!

by Vincent Is A Baller August 28, 2009

hospice

The period of time ending with a person's death and beginning at the time in which they would have been put to sleep if they had been a pet.

Grandpa's in hospice care now, but he's totally out of it. I'd put him to sleep if he were a cat.

by markvw59 April 26, 2011

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

hosef

A ho that's like a bro, but mostly a ho.

Bro #1: Yo that hosef at work was bangin' today.
Bro #2: Yeah, brosef- she's cool tho.

by RaffyG August 21, 2007