half breed bastard

Someone fucker that is half black, half white.

look at that half breed bastard robbing that corner shop!

by SammyG145 April 15, 2014

half-jesse

When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.

It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.

Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.

Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!

by Sidewalks August 6, 2006

half expect

To anticipate the occurrence of an unlikely event while feigning surprise by its ultimate lack of fruition.

I half expected Billy Mays to show up in my kitchen and start telling me I was doing it wrong.

by Glitch82 January 19, 2010

Half court shot

When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.

If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie

by Jimboner Mangina September 9, 2011

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

Half Nigger Cubano

Usually some annoying spic or black person talking shit to you on Xbox. Then you yell in your mic "WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO". It will usually piss them off and they will go off on you, which is quite entertaining.

Tyrone: Yo nigga I just raped yo bitch ass.

You: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO

by Theballz90 February 13, 2014

half-your-age-plus-seven

This is a very old rule of thumb: it is the calculation applied to a man's age that provides the age in a woman that he is most naturally attracted to physically. (Things change of course once you begin to actually TALK! :-o )

In recent years it has been misapplied to mean the lowest age that would be considered "decent" for him to date.

This new interpretation of the rule is actually quite bizarre when you consider the remarkable range of maturity among adults of both sexes at all ages.

That 50 year old think's he'll be able to romance that 32 year old. I'm not surprised he's attracted to her - she is the proverbial "half-your-age-plus-seven" - but let's see how far they really go together.

by Art M. September 11, 2009