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testosterone gym gorilla 

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
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Horny Gorilla 

In skydiving, a freefall formation, in which 4-8 skydivers start docked in a star, and hook their feet together in the center.
Hey! Let's do a horny gorilla and pull before 4000!
Horny Gorilla by Chris Carmon August 30, 2006

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.


this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

Screaming Gorilla 

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.
Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.
Screaming Gorilla by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008

urban gorilla 

look at those "urban gorillas" carying that african ham over there
urban gorilla by astrotart February 16, 2009

Grammar Gorilla

Like a grammar nazi or a grammar butthole but constantly gets corrections wrong because he/she is a retard
Person A: your never getting to the zoo in time!
Grammar Gorilla: its youre* i think you'll find
Grammar Gorilla by Liam Gual December 11, 2010

hick gorilla

Can be male or female, has low moral, bad hygiene, and lacks both fashion and common sense.
Hick gorilla don’t listen to anyone.
Hick gorilla likes his smelly cloths and rotton teeth