German Oral

When your German teacher shits all over your cock and then sucks it clean

I did really well in my German Oral yesterday, she didn't puke

by Adolf Shitler June 2, 2008

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006

german chocolate cake

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

by Count Flatula November 19, 2013

German Acevedo

A great powerful guy that has a long, massive, huge 12 inch dick that can fuck any girl but chooses not to until he finds the perfect girl to put his perfect dick in.

I wish German Acevedo would choose me.

by A complete chad December 3, 2019

german tranny

a german that was once a man now a woman or acts as one alot tends to have blonde hair n blue eyes ...

rob is a german tranny ... errrr yuck!

by you don'tknow August 1, 2006

German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009

German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull

Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...

by Creestofuh April 30, 2010