The Fragrance of Afghanistan

Marijuana; or, the distinctive scent of marijuana.

Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon, we burn the midnight oil.

The fragrance of Afghanistan rewards a long day's toil.

Pulling into Kathmandu, smoke rigs fill the air.

Perfumed by a Nepal night, the express gets you there.-Rush, A Passage to Bangkok.

by nemodat1 July 11, 2021

dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight

(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!

by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021

Raggle Fraggle

Exaggerated disgruntled grumbling

Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."

Iam "What's wrong with you?"

Hym "They're doing the thing!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"

Iam "I see it..."

Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"

Iam "I KNOW!"

Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"

Iam "Pfft what!?"

Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"

Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."

Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"

Iam "I... I don't know..."

Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"

by Hym Iam June 18, 2022

Toxic fragility

The victim mentality that allows a group, often a majority, to interpret limitations on their ability to force their beliefs / worldview on others— frequently at the expense of others’ rights or interest— as persecution then used as a rallying cry while being overly sensitive, to the point of outrage, at the smallest criticism, query, or even-keeled assessment of their positions.

Due to their toxic fragility, the evangelical right became apoplectic at the non-binary regendering of Mr. Potato Head and claimed to be, once again, unfairly attacked by the satanist, woke left Marxist cannibal pedophiles (sponsored by George Soros).

Or:
“Why are conservatives so angry about the Little Mermaid being a woman of color?”
“Oh, because their toxic fragility makes them feel threatened by others having things they think belong only to themselves.”
Or:
“They wanna molest my kids!” the toxically-fragile mother cried as she stood outside the all-gender bathroom.

by Eli Mckenzie December 10, 2022

anti fragile

the title of a really great song by the kpop group le sserafim
anti ti ti ti fragile fragile

friend A: lovey lovey lovey
friend B: dovey dovey dovey
friend A: yo you know anti fragile by the famous le sserafim too?!
friend B: of course fam

by allimon December 17, 2022

Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined

Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.

by Fragrance MAN April 12, 2023

white fragility

A phrase referring to racist white people getting defensive over any discussion of racism and its effects on minorities. Often manifests itself as brushing away concerns about institutional racism and police brutality, and a persecution complex on the assumption that whites are being accused of being evil or personally responsible for racist events in the past/present AKA white guilt

One tactic is misinterpeting anti-racism concepts like "white fragility" to be anti-white, ironically proving the whole point of the term.

"Nothing screams white fragility more than raging about the word on the internet..."

"Sigh, some guy told me I was anti-white for saying institutional racism is alive and well and that we should help minorities... white fragility is a bitch"

by ZealousKoite May 9, 2023