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If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.
“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”
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forrest

a dick that thinks he knows evrething and is the annoying type of nerd and a filthy democrate
have you met forrest ya hes a dick
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Forrest Dumped

A form of break up, characterized by running away from the other party. Named after the movie “Forrest Gump”.
Woman 1: I was dating John for 6 months, then one day we were out shopping and he just started running away. I never saw him again.

Woman 2: You got Forrest Dumped!
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Forest wood

Extremely dense pubic hairs when a man has a boner
Yo did you hear that Obam has a forest wood
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Forestalgia

The feeling of realizing something you fantasized about in the past has become commonplace.
I had an overwhelming feeling of forestalgia when I saw the Space-X Starship!
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Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .
Is that forest man Jim seeding again
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Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .
Is that forest man Jim seeding again
by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019
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