floopy shlong

its a a very limp and sad dick. its also look like a dead eggplant.

i have a pretty sad floopy shlong.

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

Floop

A word in Scrabble!!!

"My word is floop!"
"That's not a word!"
"Yes it is! Check the Urban Dictionary!"

by Dat Scrabble Master November 3, 2019

Fleeping

Fake sleeping

Yo bornski, ya want one?

Mate, he’s sleep
Nah broski, he’s fleeping, the misses just got here, he’ll be back soon. Don’t let the cats out.

by PapaPeach April 9, 2020

Flooptas

When you do/eat/hear something while high and it’s amazing, but when you do it next sober, it lacks in amazingness.

“Ugh, this food doesn’t taste as good as when I last ate it high. I think I’m getting the Flooptas.”

by Pandaball June 25, 2021

Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.

I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.

by KGuerriero October 18, 2008

Re-flop

When one buys some cheap flip flops that just so happen to be a retarded pair. By retarded I mean that nothing about them is right. (example- when the velcro strap becomes unattached and they fall off your feet as you start walking.)
(note to self: if you buy a pair of flip flops from a flea market and they only cost you $1, they will already be or they will soon become a pair of re-flops)

It also can be used to described a person who is acting like a total jackass.

"Your such a re-flop"
"Rock tard-o ROCKS!"
"Once a re-flop always a re-flop"

by James Townman May 11, 2009

The Flop-Flop

The embarrassing(and sometimes painful) act of your balls hitting against your thigh or leg while walking or running

Me: Dude, I was running my 5k when my balls started hurting

Friend: Sounds like The Flop-Flop

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012