Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.

Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!

by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011

Skulleted tard-o-licious hebitch

A bald, fucking gay, retarded and feminine biznatch.

That biznatch is a retard with really bad hair. Why is he wearing a dress? He looks really fucking gay. He must be a skulleted tard-o-licious hebitch!

by L May 7, 2004

O-Tard

O-Tard,O-Tarded, Much like an E-Tard, E-Tarded only symptoms are the result of multiple orgasms, and not E. Refer to E-Tard for the definition of E-Tard or E.

V is officially responsible for makeing M into an O-Tard.

by PR4GM4TIC_AP4THY July 17, 2006

o-tard

When a person's behavior or words transcend the definition of retarded, the person is defined as having reached the level of an o-tard or orgasmically retarded.

Person 1: Let me tell you a funny story about two cousins I knew in high school. One had no ass and a huge rack, while the other had a huge ass and no rack. All the boys thought it was so funny.

Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!

by Shanghaik June 5, 2010

sony-o-tard

One who prefers "Sony" products to "Microsoft" products. Possibly due to a form of mild retardation or a severe concussion.

Stop being such a sony-o-tard and go buy an "Xbox 360" or you will be hated by the world"

by Killey the douche October 23, 2008