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Noob Farming

Entering a server or gaming area as an expert, knowing that the server or gaming area is populated completely of noobs, then pwning them all just so you can get a high score.

(Created specifically for first person shooters where the player enters a server populated with other players and a specific mapset or something that makes it unique)
"Dude, i was playing in this noob only server last nite"

"Aren't you in the top ten worldwide?"

"Yeah, i was just doin' some noob farming"
by the.real.captain.obvious February 10, 2010
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farmville weasel

A person on Facebook who sends you a friend request for the sole purpose of expanding their farm on Farmville. Farmville is a social networking game on Facebook that is absolutely annoying. People who play it are constantly messing up your wall with all sorts of bullshit about how they need you to come over and help on your farm. Which you could give a fat rats ass about.
Hey man I saw where you are playing Farmville. Yep. Dude you are messing up my wall. Oh I am sorry but are you going to be my neighbor on Farmville? No you are nothing but a Farmville weasel.
by pantyteamaster October 23, 2010
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Pringle Farmer

A fatass hunkie that looks as if they work a very successful pringle farm because of their immense size.
Look at that yinzer he needs to lay off the cupcakes
“he’s a Pringle farmer”
Holy shit he has a junior pringle farmer kid too”
by Gferda July 6, 2023
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Montana Bull Farmer

A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.
"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."
by Kneel_Zaddy June 28, 2020
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Farmer Five

Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.

History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at school. This lead to his de-election as student body president and cause of great hilarity.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl has a nice chest.

Guy2: Yeah, I would like to farmer five her and get a feel of her boob.
by create812 May 11, 2008
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drama farmer

A person whom cultivates drama persistently and annoyingly. Typical harvesting tools used are blog sites such as live journal and my space.
dude, your gf is such a drama farmer.
by mike brown June 19, 2006
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coochie farmer

A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.
Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.
by ndidds November 9, 2006
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