sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

Uncle Jimbo Doctrine

Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise reckless actions (that usually involves excessive killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.

Israel has a right to defend itself, but its recent actions in Lebanon is an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.

by Del360 September 10, 2008

space docking

The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

"Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"

by cyberpimp April 22, 2006

I Need A Doctor

Newest raw ass song with sick vid' because of Dre being such a beast. Skylar's lyrics with Em's usual flow = so sick

Please, I Need A Doctor

by Timeasylums March 23, 2011

doctori

A term used by asian parents meaning to study medicine.
What asians aspirate for.

Buddi 1: Mera Bacha doctori karda
Woman 1:My son is studying medicine
Buddi 2:Acha mera engieenier a
Woman 2:Really! My son is an engineer
Buddi 1:Wa
Woman 1:Wow

by chonkydaar December 30, 2008

Dock Surfing

when you (out of boredom) scroll your mouse over to the doc on an apple comuter and surf on the icons back and forth so the icons make a wave.

I was so bored yesterday, I found myself Dock Surfing.

by fatosi May 12, 2009

docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011