when you run into a room, leap, spread out your limbs like a flying squirrel and belly flop as you take up the whole bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
Most of the time this is done while the bed is being occupied. Waking the victim in their once peaceful slumber and possibly digging an elbow into their side in the process.
If you are a sibling you are probably very familiar with this move, not only used to annoy one another but I'm sure it is also practiced in hotel rooms when siblings are jumping from bed to bed.
On Christmas my little brother was so excited to open presents that he squirrel dived me at 8 in the morning.
by B00gle December 16, 2011
Get the squirrel divemug. Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)
You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.
by Mels Belles December 20, 2010
Get the Dumpster Divingmug. When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.
by Juan direction April 1, 2013
Get the dive missionmug. When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.
by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021
Get the Dive Bombmug. Flipping through a dictionary — preferably without looking — and sticking your finger onto the page to arrive at a random word. Can also be done online via touchpad. Useful when naming a band, blog, pet, or in the case of Brooklyn hipsters, human newborns. Other acceptable forms are Webster Dived or Webster-dove.
by dm10003 May 8, 2012
Get the Webster Divingmug. When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.
by MNL897 March 16, 2025
Get the Detroit Divemug. by Dj C Money January 1, 2017
Get the diving deepmug.