Chokebate

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.

Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.

by Crark July 14, 2010

coke buddie

A friend who only sniffs coke with you.

Oh hey theres Alex G!!
Whos Alex G?
She my coke buddie!!

by yofavpornstar December 11, 2010

cokecoon

The warm little ball of blankets you feel like snuggling up in in darkness the day after a wild night of drunkenness, debauchery and drug-use (specifically cocaine and methamphetamine). The cokecoon is ideal for nursing (drug and alcohol) hangovers and bangovers.

"Sorry, can't do anything today. After the 8-ball and rolls last night I'm spending the day in my cokecoon."

by TooMuchTooFastTooSoon January 8, 2012

coke pace

cleaning/doing busy work efficiently and enthusiastically

coke pace is when people go about their daily busyness in an productive and eager manner ; usually accompanied by feelings of not being able to stop , as if it were addictive

Jane: *cleaning like a sane madwoman*
Bruce: why's Jane cleaning like that?
Abby: she's coke pacin' it.

by invisible_espy October 19, 2012

choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.

Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?

by chinchilla_chalupa September 30, 2013

coke chugger

That 10-13 year old chubby bastard at the old Yankee Stadium who sucks and chugs bottles of 20 oz coke but can never seem to finish it. The bottle compresses while chugging cause he doesn't have a clue what he's doing. His teeth are brown and separated (since he hasn't gotten braces yet) and he's usually looking behind him wondering where his chicken fingers are.

Check out that coke chugger in the front row, he's not even watching the damn game.

by Bicentennial Man October 9, 2014

choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.

"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".

by Pootsiebear February 6, 2015