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Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
by chinchilla_chalupa October 1, 2013
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Something a young and\or immature child would say when in a state of distress or when highly perplexed by a situation.
" I totally messed up today in Algebra, I couldn't help but just yell fuck a duck in front of everybody. I can't believe my teacher wrote me a detention slip over it."
by chinchilla_chalupa October 1, 2013
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