Cooper has no rizz and no game.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.
Man 1: "Yo, you see Cooper over there on his phone."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."
Man 1: "Yo what the..."
by AverageBusPole December 10, 2022
Get the Coopermug. An ugly yet annoying child, weird and obnoxious, he makes you wanna hurl, but also extremely sexy with his tiny penis, you can get lost in his shit colored eyes
by East bumble fuck May 27, 2017
Get the cooper cammorotamug. 
The hottest and most fun and funny person you will ever meet. He constantly gets people staring at him and sometimes feels creeped out from all the stares that he gets. There are new girls that add him on SnapChat every day and won't every stop talking to him, even though he doesn't want to talk to them. It gets very annoying at times but then he realizes that its only because he is good looking, and then he starts to feel better again.
by Yerrrr Boi March 29, 2021
Get the Coopermug. That Cooper is One amazing friend
by Unknown potatoe April 15, 2019
Get the Coopermug. by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Coopermug.