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DB Cooper Money

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.
Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.
by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021
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Cooper Pilotte

A cutie patootie that looks and acts like a pineapple
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Cooper Pilotte always loses
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Cooper

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Cooper

A fucking horrible man and lies and is gay.
Wow he is gay that cooper over there
by 4782jejd March 14, 2020
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Cooper

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Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
by liftworks October 9, 2025
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Cooper

The SIMPiest SIMP in all the SIMP kingdom. Would SIMP over his mom if allowed to. So just a big SIMP. Dont be a Cooper.
Wow that dude is a Cooper, he just respected a woman.
by The SIMPlifier July 21, 2020
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