I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024

ok cook

cum in ur friend

ok cook in me

by ASDFGHJKIYTFVH April 18, 2023

Cook up a few Pies

To cook up a few pies, is to get a few moisty’s on the go, is to collect honey from the hive…. You get it.

‘Let’s go to the clubs and cook up a few pies’

‘She was super into it, I was cooking a few pies for sure’

Hey check those hotties, shall we go over and cook up a few pies?’

by Black-Scholes Shoes February 20, 2022

Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically

“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”

by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025

catherine cooke

Sexiest bitch in the fucking nation STUPID THICC AND HOT. Can shut a bitch up quick, and is a very loyal person( if she likes you of course), which is highly unlikely. Everyone else is trash besides her.

Catherine Cooke is da best

by Heyyyyybitches June 2, 2018

botox done cooked

it originated by someones tick tock live. It was a card game for abbreviation “BDC”
originally something else but she read this off the coments.
*botox done cooked
this my friend is brain rot at its finest

kayce: that ho botched
sienna: damnn botox done cooked
kayce: *silance*
sienna: BOTOX DONE COOKED
kayce & sienna: HAHAHAHA

by brainrotgoddess25 February 28, 2025