A countermeasure who is going to be, like, going back at somebody that's coming at them (directly or indirectly).
by Alpha-to-Romeo November 22, 2024
Get the Hype controlmug. It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.
Matt: Let’s go to Target.
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!
Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks
by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020
Get the Gun controlmug. refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"
Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"
Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!
Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"
Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"
• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"
All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*
Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"
The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.
Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"
Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”
Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
Get the Loss of controlmug. Again. It isn't about controlling your behavior. It's about preventing you from using this to control my behavior and the outcome or nature of my existence with cooperative non-association, gaslighting, mass stalking, copyright theft, selective shunning. And you can't say you're not doing it because it's implict THE FACT that you're doing and that you have justified it internally and committed to it. You are using your behavior to control my ability to attain recourse and turn me into a human schrodinger's cat. And all in the name of wrong think about women. I don't need to be humble. That's you trying to control my behavior. I don't need to be sorry. That's you trying to control my behavior. And before you vomit your next round of "Well I don't have to *insert uno reverse*" remember I also don't have to let the next kid I get within arms reach of to live. You weren't there for the last 5 you won't be there for the next.
Hym "So, what you need to do is control your behavior in such a way that it doesn't get your kids killed. If you're not going to stop trying to control my behavior, you're either going to need to be forced by the state or I'm going to need to create reprocussions for you're actions here."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
Get the Controlmug. fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
Get the fetus controlmug. The problem with these types of people is that ignore the fact that there are 9 billion extrenal loci of control either working with or against you are all times.
Hym "Internal locus of control or no, it isn't incumbent on me to exist alongside a surveillance apparatus just so that you can feel better about the fact that there is nothing you can do to stop me from murdering your kids. You don't feel that you have to intervene, but you only have 2 options. I'm just not going to allow you to get away with it. I will punish non-intervention. Every day that passes makes the only recourse you have less effective. If you want to hold someone accountable, do it to the people who's job it is to do what you aren't willing to do. Otherwise, go fuck yourself retard. If you wait until you're on the other side of it, it will be to late. If you see what is happening to me, you will have just as much recourse as I do."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2024
Get the Internal locus of controlmug. Piece control is a term coined by legendary Fortnite caster Arten "BALLATW" Esa. It means controlling the pieces in proximity to create openings for eliminations. It ultimately allows the player to dictate the flow of a fight, limit an opponent's options, and create opportunities to land shots.
Player 1: *sweating*
Player 2: “This man’s piece control is FUCKING TRASH, bro can’t even crank 90s 💀”
Player 2: “This man’s piece control is FUCKING TRASH, bro can’t even crank 90s 💀”
by yamurban September 21, 2023
Get the piece controlmug.