CODESPEAK

The annoying tendency of our mainstream political/ news/entertainment industrial complex to have it's talking heads deliver thinly veiled messages of class warfare and bigotry.ALL mainstream ideological viewpoints are guilty of this.
When America wants to explore it's ills...social or otherwise...it usually explores it in the context of skin color first...class second...and finally as a problem to be solved-when it's hideously clear that it's EVERYONES problem.(this sometimes takes decades)...But since for better or worse one is unable anymore to flat-out offend/demean/impugn the sensibilities of this or that tribe...words and phrases are used in conjunction with pictures to form or reinforce assumptions of what or who the "problem" is.A coupla' "CODESPEAKS'GREATEST HITS" would include:

"CHILDREN BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK"-For decades the picture in your head was that of a Black welfare mother with no father in sight...probably still is...But when you factor in such things as divorce and White professional females having kids...man be damned...you see that if in fact households without men is a problem...it's everyones problem.

"HIV"-Does'nt make the headlines much anymore unless it relates to Africa or the porn industry...But not too long ago when the disease was a sure death sentence...you never heard a story about HIV that did'nt suggest that this was a disease of "THE INNER CITY"...And without fail-there would be a story every year about some young Black man just outta jail who moves into some suburban/rural White community and starts infecting the local White girls.Suggesting that as long as you were a White heterosexual...and you only fucked other White heterosexuals...you need not worry.Of course someone forgot to tell NASCAR star Tim Richmond this before he went off and infected 250 groupies-uh women with it on his way to that great oval in the sky.(he was white)Of course there were no stories either about the probably thousands of "UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS"
people who've been infected...yet becuase of private health insurance and privacy issues did'nt end up in the stats that are so often repeated.IT'S STILL EVERYONES PROBLEM.

"CRIME"-Are you kidding me?

CODESPEAK ANCHORMAN:"In the news today:Low test scores...affirmative action...new golf course!Back after this."

by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005

Code Blue

When a guy gets blue balls and later has to talk about it to his friends, but doesn't want everyone to hear.

(in a public place)

Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?

Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.

Jeremy: Ouch!

by AntwaanBreezy July 10, 2010

girl code

a set of useless, bullshit rules that girls use to govern and bully around their friends, girls or guys.
examples of breaking the girl code:
1. you slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. you ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. you are friends with someone your friend hates

Girl 1: "what did i do wrong?"
Girl 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the girl code rule #27."
Girl 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a guy that you once that was cute. i am so sorry."

by ella123 August 23, 2005

Code: Lyoko

French Canadian attempt at anime, complete with enigmatic Japanese girl, superficial girl, twist headband guy, and a shitload of dorks. At least it isn't a 100% sellout cartoon like Teen Titans.

If you want to copy anime, at least get the spellings right! LYOKO shouldn't have an "L" as there is no "L" in Romanicized Japanese.

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

Dirty Da Vinci Code

You take a bitch back to your place, then claim you're in to bondage. When you've got that dirty broad tied up good, whip out a copy of Dan Brown's best selling edition of the Da Vinci Code and proceed to read her chapter 12. Once the chapter is completed, roll the book up and shove it up that fat ho's slack ass as if it were Silas'.

Micahel never liked that bitch, but did enjoy Dan BROWN'S dirty Da Vinci Code.

by Abdul555 September 17, 2006

Duarte's Code

Move your homerow one letter to the right on your keyboard. NOTE:Requires knowledge of keyboard to do correctly!

o esmy yp hp piydofr smf ;su dp,r nsdrns;;/ Translation:i want to go outside and play some baseball.

by Mr. Duarte December 30, 2004

code front

a glitch in the game soldier front that comes from the popular anime code geass.the glitch allows the host to command anyone in his team to kill themselves.

host: razor06 of dhobby commands z4 to die!
player1: noobs!!
player2: yeah
z4:yes your majesty! (z4 commited suiced )
player1:wtf!!?!?!?
player2: how you do that glitch???!!
razor06: its called code front!
Noob: omg!!! code front!!!
(FATALITY!!!)yamapikaryaa~!

by razor06 September 29, 2008