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Chokehold

An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
by J*Pen June 12, 2020
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chilecothe choaker

to empty the contents of a used condom into a ladies mouth , have her swallow it , then regurgitate it onto her parents duvae. also known as "chewbaccas rubbermade mudslide"
i wanted that crazy bitch to just eat it but she went so far as to do a chilecothe choaker.
by dan816 September 12, 2008
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choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.
The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!
by Brigg August 4, 2006
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Choke 'N Soak

A violent sex act involving manual strangulation, followed by urinating on the victum, sometimes into the mouth. Ususally the intercoarse is mutually agreed upon, but the asphyxia is not.
"This bitch would not give me head so I gave her the Choke 'N Soak and threw 20 bucks at her to clean herself up...what a fuckpig!"
by rsvp2rip August 4, 2009
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Dresden chokehold

1) The act of inflicting a large amount of pain on one's erect penis by squeezing it until it hurts. Thus, causing the erection to rapidly go away.
2) A form of torture considered too barbaric to be used by the Spanish Inquisition.
by Harry Dresden January 27, 2009
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camden light choaker

I can't believe that the Camden Light Choakers lost yet again in the playoffs, what a bunch of sorry losers!
by jocko jones August 22, 2004
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Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking
by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015
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