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Carpetbagger

Someone who brakes into your house, or room, and steals as many valuables as quickly as they can.
Last night i went to the bathroom and when i came back some carpetbagger had taken my laptop, camera, and cellphone.
by Hurricane7410 February 8, 2009
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Carpet Twat

A commonly used phrase in teesside meaning 'fair enough'. often used if confused by a rhetorical question, an awkward or a pressured situation.
"fair enough"

"erm... er carpet twat"
by Riga 09 February 24, 2009
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Carpet Cleaner

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
by tunzo February 4, 2010
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carpet surf

A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".
I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.

If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.
by C Grim January 27, 2014
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carpet bomb

The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
Matt carpet bombed Carol in a wild frenzy of sexual activity.
by Glen Newhall February 8, 2007
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Carpet Bomb

When you and a friend rub a girls face into a carpet and then jizz on her.
by tuckchuck January 23, 2010
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Flying Carpet

Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake
Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) August 11, 2004
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