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carrot-cake 

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).
1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"
carrot-cake by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

jakey cake 

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.
he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !
jakey cake by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

Chocolate Upside Down Cake 

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.

Cake-Eater 

A cake-eater is a person usually coming from a wealthier family, who has superficial depth and values (stuck-up, tacky and conceited), plays the politically correct game to the upper-most, all because they believe they are better than others due to their wealth or over-abundance of false pride.
She is such a cake-eater!! You wore a shirt with a little beer stain on it and she laughed at you like she's never seen one before.
Cake-Eater by Viking 1 October 19, 2008

patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.
patty cake by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005

fart cake 

A cake being farted on by women. For example, there are lots of fart fetishists who fantasize about women doing so, and some videos on line.
Lady Eve positioned her gassy butt towards the cake and produced this fart cake.
fart cake by Amandacuttie August 4, 2006