Blintharking 

Blintharking is an extreme sexual act. It begins with the act of shoving a Bibidi up a girl's ass while jerking off their Babidis. Once the Babidi has achieved complete release and the Bibidi has been absorbed into the mucus membrane, using one's stomach bumblebees, the female's pubic region is repeatedly stung until it swells up. The final part of the process is fucking the girl right in her vaginal canal will such force that her pussy is eradicated at a subatomic level. The female will either die or become sterile afterwards. Blinthark the Eradicator was the creator of this technique.

"I was just on my way to gay summer camp when I decided to take a break and proceed with blintharking your mom."

Blintharking by Feridon Hamidi February 28, 2019

mad blunted 

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time

"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"

mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009

Bluntrito 

7 blunts in a revolver formation encompassed in an additional blunt wrap.

Charlie: Hey lets smoke 7 blunts!
Kevin: Why dont we just smoke a bluntrito?!

Bluntrito by rudeboymafia December 2, 2013

Bluetool 

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.

Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.

Bluetool by Orchard August 2, 2006

Bluntitis 

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.

its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

Bluntitis by Dr Dank aka Sir smokallot May 25, 2010

bluetooth crazy 

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.

Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."

bluetooth crazy by cam828 March 20, 2008

bloody blunts 

Bloody Blunts are blunts that are dipped/coated in lean. And they are terrible for you.

I'm smoking bloody blunts right now. I'm high as hell.

bloody blunts by DeadBoxxx9000 March 17, 2017