by Nikole and dean December 13, 2008
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God: "Woop! I exist! Spread the word."
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."
And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."
And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.
by catch22 October 19, 2007
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I got bobbleheaded.
by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004
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2. Ass kissing obsequious individual in unyielding agreement with percieved superiors - individuals or industry
3. Scared of originality
2. Ass kissing obsequious individual in unyielding agreement with percieved superiors - individuals or industry
3. Scared of originality
1. Kevin accidentally chewed on the nail gun in his mouth instead of the pencil. All bobbleheads in class had pierced tongues the next day.
by abolish ignorance July 31, 2005
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Get the Bible of misogyny 65:9 mug.Everything they wouldn't put in Twilight, it contains: anti-running and running, anti-drama, pick me ups suck as socialism and such.
On Star Trek they have a Twilight Bible.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.
by ftlqed January 20, 2011
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by celticagent October 8, 2009
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