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trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid
Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”
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Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

title of a willie nelson album released in 1978.

this album sold 29.7 million copies and is worshipped in many countries and states.
Willie Nelson Fan: "Hey I heard that Willie Nelson's new album, Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch, is out. We should buy it."
Friend: "OK"

six balled 

when playing pool (english) and the black is sunk (potted) whilst one player still has six of his/her balls on the table, he/she must remove their trousers and underwear and walk around the table
(alternatively just the trousers. (or top for women))
see also five balled and seven balled
"oh shit! im gonna get six balled!"
"haha get ready to drop 'em!"
"oh man i knew i should have worn underwear today!"
"pwnt!"
six balled by fggg April 12, 2006
I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending
bellend by Me December 15, 2003

Bellefonte 

Bellefonte is a less-than-less-than-average ghetto located in central Pennsylvania. This is where many Pennsylvanians may end up due to alcohol/drug problems, confused race, incest, inability to make money, or pure love for hunting and/or fishing (see: red neck syndrome). On average, the IQ of a Bellefonteer is lower than the number of points on their last buck. Some Bellefonteers see residents of the nearby town of State College as elitists, while it is clear that State Collegians are naturally better at life. It is said by many that if you do not completely hate life, venturing to Bellefonte wouldn't be in your best interest.
Joe: Bellefonte
Jim: What about that fuckhole of a ghetto?
Bellefonte by radical bradical January 4, 2012
Norwegian slang for one of your testicles.
"Kimberly din balle!!"
- Kenneth
Balle by CoolGrandfather June 22, 2016