bagelcloaking

Describes the use of inflammatory wording in scientific literature to make one's research appear significant or groundbreaking.

"Did you see that report about a new means of cloaking objects in three dimensional space?" "Yeah, that was totally bagelcloaking." "Nothing new. We've known about that for ages. He just wanted to make the front page."

by AmadeusWolf December 5, 2014

Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.

"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"

by Gomery May 25, 2015

bagel in the oven

Pregnant

Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven

by Youareabasichoe July 6, 2015

bageler

Someone who is an expert at bagel making, specifically in the thinly sliced bagels. They also use garden vegetable toppings.

That girl make the most delicious bagel. I can believe shes such a skilled graphic designer AND bageler.

by bageler123 November 17, 2015

bagel

a word often used to name people with olive skin

Jimmy: Hey that bagel over there is looking cute.

Tom: Who, Angela? yeah she's alright

by amydidit March 23, 2016

Bagels

When a person or people are secretly indulging in very kinky and erotic sexual acts, but it is unknown to the general public

"OMFG! Jenny! Your boyfriend is totally bagels!!! He fucked my pussy like a monkey!!!"

by Lume9797 March 24, 2016

Bageling

When a Jew sees another Jew in public (usually who he doesn't know) and goes over to tell a quick memo. Conversations like these are usually used to tell the other about a time and place for prayers. These will usually occur at any populated public place .(e.g. amusement parks)

Example of Bageling in Context
*At Epcot in Disney World*
*Jewish bystander walking*
*Other Jewish man walking*
*spots jewish bystander, walks over*
Other Jewish Man: "MINCHA BY MEXICO AT 5:30"

by Huds23 May 9, 2016