Barangay Fuckboy

A Filipino teenager who engages in barangay fuckboy activities such as: Vaping, having a black name usually, buying shitty phones from brands like Redmi/Huawei, and plays basketball, and maybe poor dental care.

Yoo Ian reminds me of those barangay fuckboys, haha. Did you see his teeth?

by .38 Special, Education May 25, 2024

Batwank.

The art of hanging upside-down whilst masterbating. Combined with wearing a frock that falls over your head adding to the experience of being "blind as a bat".

You ever had a batwank mate....

Batwank....seriously what the f is that...

Well it's......

by AKingscott1980 June 28, 2024

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

BatDan

A person named Dan who idolises Batman, therefore self-titling himself "BatDan".
Although unlike the dark knight, he doesn't get involved in violence, he merely just collects the comic books and watches the movies / cartoons!

Also a person who has many technological advancements, such as 3D Printers and Bio Implants to make himself more Hi-Tech just like Bruce Wayne!!

Person1: "Our computer system is down"
Person2: "I guess this is a call for BatDan"

by 969-696 February 19, 2024

Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Batrag

A rag, towel or otherwise absorbent piece of material able to rap around your nob to take a load from a random wank.

Watch out for my batrag behind the passenger seat.

I just use my batrag if she won’t let me in her.

by Batragman February 23, 2024

Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.

Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.

by Batmanist March 5, 2024