Batting Merrins

An expression meaning 'batting above your average' or 'punching above your weight'.
(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)

Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.

Matt: "Amy is batting Merrins."
Everyone else at table: *Shocked silence*

by ~Emmsies~ February 13, 2017

Baiting

Hardening you’re cum and using it as fishing bait so you can say a shark ate my son

I used to go fishing till baiting betrayed me

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

Baking a Cake

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

by Matty1337 October 26, 2006

beating the dead goat

jering it right after u just jerked it

"I was watching this porno and i beat it and then they did it up the ass so i ended up beating the dead goat."

by General Schwartzkopf January 13, 2008

Bazinga

People have started using this term to disguise the use of weed.

Let's Bazinga tonight!!
Who wants to Bazinga??

by pot head lol September 25, 2012

bazingas

1. The inverse of bazongas
2. Female breasts of smaller proportions

I prefer girls with bazingas over girls with bazongas.

by Wob September 20, 2008

Beating

The act of feeding continuously throughout a prolonged period of time. Usually involving solid food, but not limited to it.
Continuously doing something involves the term "been doing".
Feeding usually brings to mind "eating".
"been" + "eating" = "beating".

Origin of term:
Legendary members of E46Fanatics.com, neil1138 and Gheybe, created this term during a late night talk over Facebook Chat.

Gheybe: "Hey Neil. I think you are pretty awesome."
Neil: "What is this shenanigans?"
Gheybe: "hahahah
i dont know
wanted to annoy you
how are you man?"
Neil: "hungry
need food naow"
Gheybe: "i KNOWWWW same here
i dont know why"
Neil: "otherwise I'm good"
Gheybe: "ive beating 3 digiornos tonight"

by PrinceShagswell July 5, 2010