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The Breakfast Monkey

The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"
by Avery Lacy May 21, 2006
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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Brea Olinda High School

Up on a hill overlooking the beautiful smog of Southern California, Brea Olinda High School is the stereotype of a normal high school. Besides the fact that their sports teams are generally quite crappy with few exceptions.

The students are broken up into classic stereotypes with your jocks , cheerleaders , outcasts, nerds, emos, cholos, druggies, and somewhat normal people. The student body is mainly made up of white kids (most who think that they are the shit), a good handful of Asians and wannabe "gangster" Hispanics, and only sprinkle of black kids. The overall attitude of the school is quite snobby and prideful.

There are few traditions at BOHS. At the Rallys, a usually failed attempt to pump up the student body for an upcoming event, a kid in the audience will bring a beach ball and blow it up and hit it around causing the student body to go ballistic. However there is always that one kid who will hand it to a teacher or simply hit it down to the floor, causing the gym to erupt in "boos". Also there is a tradition that at different times in the Rally, a class, usually the Sophomores, will start a "Freshman suck" chant.

The staff at BOHS is almost non existent. They almost never enforce the Dress Code rule causing a large population of whore-ish looking girls, and also you will never see the "Higher ups" in the staff walking around. They tend to favor cruising around in golf carts with their shades, leering at passer bys to make it seem like they're doing something.
Felix: "Dude their football team sucks."

Greg: "What did you expect? They're from Brea Olinda High School."
by Former student of BOHS January 2, 2012
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turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by Randy February 27, 2005
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breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
Those breasts are making my mouth water!
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.
"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
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Jamie Brenkus

Jamie Brenkus is the actor in the series of '8 minute' fitness videos, best known for his appearance in the lead role of '8 minute abs'.

He is from Mississippi, and was born in 1972 in Washington D.C..

He is frequently quoted for his one-liners, such as 'come on gang!', or 'i'll see you in 24 hours!'.
I'm just going up to my room for my date with Jamie Brenkus. He said he would see me in 24 hours and I wouldn't want to disappoint.
by 8 minute lad June 12, 2011
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